Today I Like the F Word
Posted in bitchiness, signs of the apocalypse and tagged with celebrities, evil thoughts, gossip, jon and kate, politics on 05/15/2009 05:35 pm by Jerseygirl89People bug me. I know, I know. That’s a shocker, huh? I know I always seem like such sweetness and light. But, believe it or not, I spend a lot of time marveling and how stupid and/or annoying people are. Once, to honor my friend Nita, a woman who really was sweetness and light and who died way too soon, I tried to have only nice thoughts about people. I tried to be positive and kind in thought and deed.
I lasted a day.
So now I try to avoid being a completely selfish cow, or losing it in front of my children. It’s important to have attainable goals.
Anyway, I don’t think it’s totally selfish or harming my children when I say. . ..
Jon Gosselin, why don’t you run off with Miss California so that we don’t have to deal with any of you anymore?
Miss California: I don’t really care about your feelings on gay marriage. As far as I’m concerned, those with a religious objection to gay marriage should make sure that their personal religious institutions do not permit such ceremonies and shut the hell up about what the government permits. If the objection is religious, keep it to your religion. Oh, and I think anyone who poses half naked and has fake boobs shouldn’t be bragging about what a great Christian she is.
Jon and Kate: I’m not above exploiting my family either. I mean, I enjoy the free stuff I get for this blog. Sure, your exploitation has gotten you book deals and a new house and fabulous trips, but whatever. I’m not a jealous person. But of course, you couldn’t just enjoy your money, could you? You had to start acting like real fucking celebrities. Which you are not, by the way. Hell, your reality show isn’t even competitive! But now Kate’s on the cover – the COVER – of People magazine, Jon’s scamming ingenue types and the whole mess is being played out in the tabloids. To which I say, I have now lost all respect for you , your show and your parenting skills. Grow the hell up.
Retarded College Students: It’s true, President Obama doesn’t deserve an honorary degree from ASU, since I’m pretty sure their idea of accomplishment has to do with keg stands. I can’t believe those whiners don’t want to give the FUCKING PRESIDENT a damn degree.
Fox News: And speaking of college students, why the hell is Fox News acting like the protests at Notre Dame are a HUGE news story? I don’t care if the anti-choicers are protesting the pro-choice President. I know plenty of college students protested when Bush spoke at commencements (not that Fox News reported this). I don’t even mind it being a news item. But at the top of their home page? Is that really necessary?
Question: Am I the only person who barely remembers who her college commencement speaker was? And wouldn’t have bothered protesting at the time (even though I protested other things), because it’s just not that important? I mean, this generation is fucking whiny, right?
May 15th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
On the Notre Dame point:
It’s not just Notre Dame students. It’s also 350,000 Catholics who sent in a petition. It’s also dozens of Catholic Bishops and some Cardinals who voiced complaint. It’s also two serving Congressmen who were arrested in protest of Notre Dame having the POTUS speak at the commencement.
It’s actually a fairly big new story when you put it all together.
May 15th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Yeah. I hate people too. I really, really hate people.
Not you, of course. Just real life people.
May 16th, 2009 at 7:12 am
Couldn’t agree with you more on this. On every. single. point.
And I’m in a good mood and people-loving these days.
May 16th, 2009 at 10:21 am
Amen, sister. I wish we could spam this post to every one of those worthless ass students / pseudo-celebrities.
May 16th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
Tell us how you really feel
Sometimes when my ability to tolerate other people/ stupid news stories gets to low I just boycott everything outside of my little cave for a day or two. Then I’m able to be tolerant for a week or so.
May 17th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
As always, pithy and dead on.
May 17th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
Oh I despise Jon and Kate I have never really cared for them and there tv whoring ways
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May 18th, 2009 at 12:49 am
Yes. To all of it.
May 18th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Barely remember a speaker? Was there a speaker? Did I attend my graduation? I don’t even think a sitting President of the United States of America should be speaking at commencement ceremonies. Aren’t there better things for him to be doing?
May 20th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
1. I always thought it was strange when, uh, who was it? Harvard? Yale? Some uppity college got all upset that JK Rowling was their commencement speaker because they wanted someone REALLY IMPORTANT. Er… Honestly? There are very few REALLY IMPORTANT people in the world when you remove them from the rest of the people they work with. Even the president isn’t so important if he doesn’t have the support of other politicians.
2. I love the word ingenue, don’t you? It just sounds awesome to say. aahhndjuhnue….
3. Now I’m curious about this Jon scam thing. I so don’t keep up with current events and then come across something like this and get the urge to Google it.
4. LMAO @Karly’s “real life people” comment.
May 20th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Thanks for making me laugh on a day when I need it! BTW, my commencement speaker inn 1998 was Senator Patrick Moynahan. He gave a speech about the nuclear arms race b/w Pakistan and India. My friend’s uncle heard him give the exact same speech two weeks before at another event. Awesome.
May 21st, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Thank You! Personally love the Jon and Kate points (and Kate seems like such a witch).
May 27th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
God I love it when your bitching about stuff like this. It’s such a turn on. And I’m gay! And your freakin cousin. I too agree with every single point u made
June 2nd, 2009 at 11:26 pm
You go girl… Ive thought these thoughts many times…. you go … if only this generation really new what to wine about..